Since I'm not a US citizen, and I live in a state (California) which does not have a caucus system, I'm not likely to experience a caucus any time soon. So I was pleased to hear about one first-hand from my friend Eric in Colorado. In Eric's words:
First time I've ever caucused. Heck, first time I've ever registered with a party. First caucus for most everyone else, too.What was the experience like?
7 precincts in one elementary school cafeteria. Good thing the fire marshal didn't show. Typical turnout is 15 to 20 people combined in all 7 precincts, but last night the turnout for my precinct alone was 49, plus a handful of observers, and the total turnout for all 7 precincts was 355 voters.
As the only one who had actually read the rules, I wound up chairing. That'll teach me to read the documentation.
Well, you could simulate the experience pretty easily.I still wish I'd been there. As Winston Churchill said, Democracy is the second worst form of government; the only worse form is all of the others.
Just get 40 software developers together plus 10 random people off the street and pack them in a room meant for 20. Make sure any available lavatory facilities are sized for eight-year-olds.
To simulate the presidential poll, ask them to discuss the merits of vi versus emacs. To ensure a proper level of passion, make sure they are all believe that Microsoft will dump Word and replace it with whichever editor they pick. When they're finally ready to vote, do it by having them gather into separate groups and walk by you so that you can count them off like sheep. Once that's done, search through seventy pages of random government forms until you find the right reporting form and fill it out.
To simulate the senate poll, ask them to choose what they would like for dessert: apple pie ala mode, or an incredibly obscure dish from Mozambique which nobody has ever heard of or tasted (and which you can't even find the name of in your packet). Counting these results should be easy, but make sure to account for people who have already left. Search the random forms again for the proper form.
For the party platform, read aloud 3 random paragraphs each from the EU constitution, War and Peace, the Federalist Papers, Marvel Superhero Comics #37, and the Unabomber manifesto. Have them vote yea or nay on approving each for discussion at the state convention.
Finally, pass a donation envelope to help do this all again next election, and adjourn the meeting (but be warned, you'll need to stick around to sort out and sign 20 more forms before you get to leave).